April 2011
2 posts
February 2011
10 posts
January 2011
27 posts
Will the JewHunter ever be a good guy?
Muniphobia - Cobra Skulls
Claustrophobia, hypuchondria, xenophobia rolled up into one
Just stay in your car I’ll stay in mine and we won’t bother anyone
Because I’m afraid of public transportation
Please don’t get too close to me
Please don’t get too close to me
I got automobile infatuation
Everyone’s disgusting
Nobody gets quite as clean as me
Nevermind the problems caused by everyone...
One of my favorite songs. Silly Love - Daniel Johnston
Street Fighter inspired Hadouken Ryu vs Ken ... →
Dance Yrself Clean
Every night’s a different story
It’s a thirty car pile-up with you
Everybody’s getting younger
It’s the end of an era, it’s true
And you go
December 2010
27 posts
Kenny and I on top of the mall having a magical 15.
You’re young and you’re going to be someone
Then you’re old...
– Cursive - What Have I Done
You are gonna go to college next year. You’ll get into Godspeed You! Black...
– Dale Denten
How am I not myself?
You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each...
– George Carlin
Eating Animals - Jonathan Safran Foer
A discussion with my grandmother about the Holocaust.
Grandmother: The worst it got was near the end. A lot of people died right at the end, and I didn't know if I was going to make it another day. A farmer, a Russian, God bless him, he saw my condition, and he went into his house and came out with a piece of meat for me.
Me: He saved your life.
Grandmother: I didn't eat it.
Me: You didn't eat it?
Grandmother: It was pork. I wouldn't eat pork.
Me: Why?
Grandmother: What do you mean why?
Me: What, because it wasn't kosher?
Grandmother: Of Course.
Me: But not even to save your life?
Grandmother: If nothing matters, there's nothing to save.
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